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Banned from lavalife... REDUX!

Okay, here we go AGAIN with the insanity that constitutes lavalife customer service.

To recap my prior blog, my account was deleted (now I see 'temporarily suspended') because I had the audacity to send inappropriate messages on lavalife. Inappropriate! My inappropriate messages were to solicit my ebook, Men, eDating and Mast*****ion in response to pornography generously donated from the fine, upstanding men who PAY for lavalife services (as opposed to leeches like myself who only go online for free).

OMG - if lavalife defines "Read Men, eDating and Mast*****ion http://bit.ly/H8plRd" as inappropriate as opposed to "Baby, let me fuck your ass; sit on my face sweetie; let me cum down your throat," then these people are just FUCKING INSANE!!!!

So, here's the email exchange. You see - I didn't make this shit up!!!

Please scroll down to the bottom to start. Happy reading! And welcome to Wonderland.


Hi there Zodin -

You gotta be kidding me! Inappropriate? What, to respond to a man telling me how he wants to fuck me up the ass with "How about reading Men, eDating and Mast*****ion? http://bit.ly/IXUEgE"? 

Please define "inappropriate" & don't tell me that what I wrote is solicitation. We all know lavalife.com has the largest number of online escorts. So don't give me that crap.

I want to know why someone who writes how he wants to fuck me up the ass, tie me up & shove his cock down my throat, is not inappropriate conversation. I didn't ask for these IMs, I did not request pornography or deserve to read this. And, let's not talk about those penis pics! Is it because they PAY for the benefit to write that shit as opposed to me, a free user?

Inquiring minds need to know!


Hi there,

Thank you for writing to us about the status of your Lavalife account. We understand your concern regarding this issue.


We reviewed your account and can tell you that it was temporarily suspended because you had sent inappropriate messages to other users. Please note that this kind of solicitation is not tolerated on our web site. However, if you agree to abide by our rules, we will be happy to reinstate your membership.


We hope this email has been of help to you. Please let us know if there is anything else we can help you with.

Thank you for choosing Lavalife.

Sincerely,
Zodin

Lavalife e-care Team

--Original Message--
From: @yahoo.com
Date: 4/17/2012 2:33:04 PM
To: customercare@lavalife.com
Subject: I have a question about My Account Settings

Member ID: XXXXXXXX
Email address: @yahoo.com
Free/Full user: Free User
If the member was logged in (yes/no): no
Product based on URL: Lavalife
Locale: en_CA
Their message:

My account was deleted? Could it be that I couldn't take any more guys asking me to suck or blow them or fuck me hard up my ass? Or offer to video chat so I can watch them masturbate? Such a high-caliber site. But I thank you lava life - you gave me so much data through the scum sucking pigs you have as clientele that I wrote 5 ebooks about you!!! 



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