Okay, here we go AGAIN with the insanity that constitutes lavalife customer service.
To recap my prior blog, my account was deleted (now I see 'temporarily suspended') because I had the audacity to send inappropriate messages on lavalife. Inappropriate! My inappropriate messages were to solicit my ebook, Men, eDating and Mast*****ion in response to pornography generously donated from the fine, upstanding men who PAY for lavalife services (as opposed to leeches like myself who only go online for free).
OMG - if lavalife defines "Read Men, eDating and Mast*****ion http://bit.ly/H8plRd" as inappropriate as opposed to "Baby, let me fuck your ass; sit on my face sweetie; let me cum down your throat," then these people are just FUCKING INSANE!!!!
So, here's the email exchange. You see - I didn't make this shit up!!!
Please scroll down to the bottom to start. Happy reading! And welcome to Wonderland.