A serious article I wrote was recently published in TheGrindstone as well as a slightly comical one. Motivated, I responded to several other requests. Just don't understand why these weren't published.
Question: Are You Still Friends with you Ex-Boyfriend/Husband/Whatever:
Want to know why?
(1) The ex-bf from 3 years ago accidentally set my house on fire.
(2) The ex-bf from 2 years ago gave me a green mold infection that defied biopsies.
(3) The ex-bf from recently (concerned that I wouldn't be his friend after we broke up) was a certifiable lunatic. Rumors are still floating that I buried his body in the lake.
Question: 5 Quick Reasons Why You Should Respond to the Booty Call
(2) Maybe this time you'll get pregnant.
(3) You just purchased that hidden cam recorder and want to test it out. Your fans on youtube await this new video.
(4) He'll be an excellent alibi. Now to get the timing right...
(5) Perhaps this time the space aliens will abduct him instead.
Question: Your Favorite Memories of Dad