Obama's True Birth Certificate? Conspiracy Theory

My friend sent me the following email. I love conspiracy theories as much as anyone else. So, this entire Obama birth certificate controversy warms the cockles of my soul. Imagine the books and films this'll create for the upcoming decade or MORE! Manchurian Candidate + Illuminati with a little Communism tossed in for effect. Perhaps one with a space alien.

More than that, think if he were actually impeached and the upheaval from repealing every law during the past 4 years! What a fucking mess! That'll definitely create a revolution in this country. Up will be down, down will be up. Hmmm, upon reconsideration, isn't that what's going on now?!

All I can say is: if the Hawaiian one was a forgery, then, America's in worse shape than I suspected. Really, now, forgery's supposed to be undetectable. So much for American education.

And, if the ones in the attachment are forgeries, then the fucking Kenyans want to be in on the action. Spread a little love and wealth, right?

Without further ado, here's the email: ( I apologize for the mess below - I tried to clean it up as best I can...)



              ....FINALLY the REAL BIRTH CERTIFICATE....
It appears this might be getting legs, we can only hope!


Obamas authentic birth certificate from Coast Memorial Hospital , inMombasa , KENYA . Now the task is to get the courts to authenticate it and then kick Obama out of office, something they are loathe to do.

Here it is! The document we have been waiting for!  Now if only SOMEONE in Congress or the Supreme Court will act on this!
This is what Obama has spent almost $2M (so far) to hide.

Here's a close-up of the top of the document where you can plainly read his name and his parent's names, etc....

A British history buff was asked if he could find out who the colonial registrar was for Mombasa in 1961.
After only a few minutes of research, he called back and said "Sir Edward F. Lavender  Note the same name near the bottom of the photo above.
Source(s):   Kenya Dominion Record 4667 Australian library."
And here is a close-up of the bottom of the document where you can read "Coast Providence�of Kenya " and the
Official signature of the Deputy Registrar.....

The above document is a "Certified Copy of Registration of Birth", but below is a copy of the actual Certificate of Birth...
The real-deal legal kind of certificate.
The Mombasa Registrar of Births has testified that Obama's birth certificate fromCoast Province General Hospital in
Mombasa is genuine. This copy was obtained by Lucas Smith through the help of a Kenyan Colonel who recently got it
Directly from the Coast General Hospital in Mombasa , Kenya ..  Here  it is.....

Note the  footprint!!
The local Muslim Imam in Mombasa named Barack with his Muslim middle name Hussein so his official name on this certificate is Barack Hussein Obama II.
The grandmother of Barack Hussein Obama, Jr. Reveals the story of his birth inMombasa , Kenya , a seaport, after his mother suffered labor pains while swimming at ocean beach in Mombasa ....
"On August 4, 1961 Obama's mother, father and grandmother were attending a Muslim festival in Mombasa , Kenya ..
Mother had been refused entry to airplanes due to her nine month pregnancy.  It was a hot August day at the festival so the Obama s went to the beach to
Cool off. While swimming in the ocean his mother  experienced labor pains so was rushed to the Coast Provincial
General Hospital , Mombasa , Kenya where Obama was born a few hours later at7:21 PM on August 4, 1961(what a sad day for the USA !). Four days later his mother flew to Hawaii and registered his birth in Honolulu as a certificate of live birth which omitted the place and hospital of birth."
Letter from Kitau in Mombasa , Kenya .......
"I happen to be Kenyan. I was born 1 month before Obama at Mombasa medical center. I am a teacher here at the MM Shaw Primary School in Kenya . I compared my birth certificate to the one that has been put out by Taitz and mine is exactly the same. I even have the same registrar and format. The type is identical. I am by nature a skeptical person. I teach science here and challenge most things that cannot be proven. So I went to an official registrar today and pulled up the picture on the web. They magnified it and determined it to be authentic. There is even a plaque with Registrar Lavenders name on it as he was a
Brit and was in charge of the Registrar office from 1959 until January of 1964. The reason the date on the certificate says republic of Kenya is that we were a republic when the "copy" of the original was ordered. I stress the word "copy". My copy also has republic of Kenya . So what you say is true about Kenya not being a republic at the time of Obama's birth, however it was a republic when the copy was ordered.
The birth certificate is genuine. I assure you it will be authenticated by a forensic auditor. We are very proud Obama was born here. We have a shrine for him
and there are many people who remember his birth here as he had a white mother. They are being interviewed now by one of your media outlets.
Fortunately they even have pictures of his parents with him immediately after his birth at the Mombasa hospital with the hospital in the back ground.
It will be a proud day for us when it is proven that he was born here and a Kenyan became the most powerful man in the world.
I encourage anyone to come here and visit. I will be happy to take you and show you the pictures at the hospital myself as well as
my document and many others that are identical to what Taitz posted. God Bless. Kitau"
So, how much more proof do we need?

Well, Here it is...{SJC}

Lolo Soetoro, Stanley Ann Dunham Soetoro, baby Maya Soetoro, and 9 year old Barry Soetoro.

This registration document, made available on Jan. 24, 2007, by the Fransiskus Assisi
school inJakarta, Indonesia , shows the registration of Barack Obama under the name
Barry Soetoro made by his step-father, Lolo Soetoro.

Name: Barry Soetoro
Religion: Islam
Nationality: Indonesian

How did this little INDONESIAN Muslim child - Barry Soetoro, (A.K.A. Barack Obama)
get around the issue of nationality to become President of the  United States of America ?
In a move certain to fuel the debate over Obama's qualifications for the presidency, the
group "Americans for Freedom of Information" has released copies of President Obama's
college transcripts from  Occidental   College   ....
The transcript indicates that Obama, under the name Barry Soetoro, received financial aid as a
foreign student from  Indonesia   while an undergraduate at the school. The transcript was released
by Occidental   College   in compliance with a court order in a suit brought by the group in the
Superior Court of  California . The transcript shows that Obama (Soetoro) applied for financial
aid and was awarded a fellowship for foreign students from the Fulbright Foundation Scholarship program.
To qualify for this scholarship, a student must claim foreign citizenship.
This document provides the smoking gun that many of Obama's detractors have been seeking -
that he is NOT a natural-born citizen of the  United States   - necessary to be President of these
United States.  Along with the evidence that he was first born in  Kenya , here we see that there is
no record of him ever applying for  US   citizenship..
Gary Kreep of the United States Justice Foundation has released the results of their investigation
of Obama's campaign spending.  This study estimates that Obama has spent upwards of $950,000
in campaign funds in the past year with eleven law firms in 12 states for legal resources to block
disclosure of any of his personal records.

Mr. Kreep indicated that the investigation is still on-going but that the final report will be provided
to the  U.S. attorney general, Eric Holder.  Mr. Holder has refused comment on this matter.

Hey - most people get 1 birth certificate, but O gets 2! Lucky dog!!

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