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It's That INSTRUCTIVE INFOMERCIAL TIME ONCE AGAIN! Time to Make the Donuts...


Dear Reader:

Do you honestly believe that by reading my blog you got a taste of what my two major books are about?

NO FUCKING WAY!


My books are crafted and honestly, HYSTERICAL! Check out my April 2013 naked (except for bubbles) interview:




Don't be cheap - if you can pay a hooker for a blowjob, purchase extra cookies and pizza to eat late at night after you bought some excellent Hawaiian weed or pull out $35 for a new Lancome mascara, you can splurge on:


Here we go again: National Book Award Winner for Comedy, 5-star reviews from literary critics & a hysterical rollercoaster. You can purchase softcover on:



OR DIRECTLY THROUGH ME THROUGH EBAY and pay for my autograph!

or through Kindle


This ebook consists of a series of 6 comedies about online dating in male and female version:




The sidebar gives you all the ways in which you can purchase these hysterical ebooks. Right now, they're a hit overseas. I guess, perhaps, because they address online masturbation, catfish, Damaged Goods, escorts, fuckable women and zombies. Must be the English words and American topics that we export to the world at large.

AND

My FIRST signed author where I wear the editing, revising and publishing hats on top of the dunce cap. I present to you, Cheri Blossum's Secrets & Seduction!!


This is one amazing erotic romantic thriller, if I must say so myself. It's been front page on stacyknows.com and will be premiered on several radio broadcasts and upcoming blog reviews. Don't be the last to read the hottest smashup between Dangerous Liaisons and 50 Shades.

Right now, Secrets & Seduction can be purchased at:


And soon the digital world!! HA HA HA HA!!


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