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Let's Get Virtual







I'm tweetin' all the things that I know you'll like 
Making good conversation I gotta handle you just right, you know what I mean
I attached a link to an intimate restaurant, then to a suggestive youtube
There's nothing left to talk about 'less it's 140 characters


Let's get virtual, virtual,  I wanna get virtual, let's get into virtual
Let me read your body talk, your body talk, let me read your body talk
Let's get virtual, virtual, I wanna get virtual, let's get into virtual
Let me see your hard cock, your hard cock, let me see your hard cock


I've been patient, I've been good, try'n to keep my hands on the board
It's gettin' hard this holdin' back, you know what I mean
I'm sure you'll understand my point of view, we know each other mentally
You've gotta know that you're bringin' out the animal in me


Oh, let's get virtual, virtual,  I wanna get virtual, let's get into virtual
Let me read your body talk, your body talk, let me read your body talk
Let's get virtual, virtual, I wanna get virtual, let's get into virtual
Let me see your hard cock, your hard cock, let me see your hard cock

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