As some of the more frequent readers of my blog know, I’m plagued by poor service. I believe I was born to be a consumer product tester as nothing ever seems to work for me. In fact, the things which occur astonish the companies as well because they insist, “I’ve never heard ANYTHING like that!”
I’ve had epic battles with Apple, AT&T, amazon, NYSEG, UPS, FedEx, USPS and my personal fav, Time-Warner Cable. I spend more time on the phone with customer service than with the people I love. And it kills me because I suffer from rare neurological deafness diseases. So, even if I win and get credited or even get my service back, I lose for the pain I suffer just doesn’t seem worthwhile to have internet or phone or electricity or receiving lingerie from strange e-men.
This particular story of misery started over a year ago when a tree fell on my utility shed due to Hurricane Sandy. Before the tree crashed down, it yanked out my Time-Warner internet cable. I believe I wrote about that ordeal in one of my earlier posts, however, I’ll sum my story up here:
Imagine a stunning middle-aged woman with great teeth and big tits all alone in her cottage, a 100-year old quasi-insulated cabin on stilts. She peers out her window to see during a hurricane the neighbor’s tree break, hop across the street and fall on the power lines, yanking them out. That’s the onset of our heroine’s saga. After power was restored eight days later, she discovers she has NO INTERNET! After countless arguments with Time-Warner Cable since she was the ONLY ONE in her neighborhood without internet service and the next scheduled appointment was after Thanksgiving, a month away, she took initiative and approached a Time-Warner technician who eats at the local cafe. He thwarted her advances for one week until he succumbed. And that’s how she got her internet restored, three weeks or so after Hurricane Sandy. Afterwards, it only took our heroine a mere nine months to get credit placed on her account for that outage. Another tirade, another time.
My new Time-Warner Cable story starts below through my hub page diary:
Time-Warner Cable Ruined My Christmas Celebration
The Time-Warner Cable Saga Continues
The Time-Warner Cable Saga - Finale... for the Time Being...
Just When I Exhaled, it’s TIME WARNER CABLE TIME AGAIN!
Time-Warner Cable Saga Continues...
UNBELIEVABLE! NO TIme-Warner Cable Internet Service AGAIN!
It Just Keeps Getting Better
So, another consumer service rant is now over. Until the next time...
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