Now for Something Utterly Different - Please Enjoy this Infomercial!

A video reading by none-other than Cheri Blossum, author of “Secrets & Seduction”!

I’m putting together a blog piece which is a homage to The Bake House - five years operating as a bakery/cafe as well as the #1 community center (due to being open 364 days a year) in my small town. I wrote this blog, articles and books in that place! Life is never going to be the same with its departure - eviction by the landlord after years of harassment - most of which was portrayed in this blog.

At any rate, while I toil to fervently make this post, let me introduce you to the biggest underground hit - Cheri Blossum’s “Secrets & Seduction”!

Some say that “Secrets & Seduction” is the Voltarian response to the world’s global appetite for soft core bondage. Meaning: you want BDSM? You want porn? Then, here we go.

Others say that “Secrets & Seduction” is not erotica because it’s well-written unlike 50 Shades of Shit, has a plot, story line, three-dimensional characters so that the graphic and titillating sex falls into place.

Then, there’s the comedic factor. For some reason, people don’t like to laugh as they masturbate to hard core porn.

All this means is that Cheri Blossum’s “Secrets & Seduction” is the must-read parody!

Whichever way you look at it, Cheri Blossum’s “Secrets & Seductions” has sold like hotcakes. And, should you want the hard copy, you’re gonna have to fork over $14.95 (including shipping and handling continental US only) on paypal to:

If you play your cards right, you may even get Cheri’s autograph!

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