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Hands Up! It’s History in the Making!





History is currently being rewritten. The newest song across America is:

Hands Up!



Don’t SHOOT ME!


I mean this - don’t shoot me, the messenger!

Along with this new history of racism in the US, history is also being written to include our wondrous Muslim population who came over on the Mayflower and germane to building American culture and society. Since we have equal rights to gays, minorities, handicapped, illegal aliens, it’s time to eradicate Islamaphobia in America. Islamaphobia is a muzzling technique where anything said against the Muslim religion is tantamount to racism. And everyone knows that if you’re not politically correct, you may get targeted, lose your job, pay fines and/or go to prison for a hate crime.

Just recently, the Turkish President, Recep Tayvip Erdogan, claims Muslim sailors reached the American continent in 1178- exactly 314 years before Columbus. Beware the Libtards in the US who intend to rewrite our history to accommodate the hundreds of millions of Muslims targeting our shores. 

This is the new Amerika. 24% of our population is unemployed, with the privatization of 30MM illegals, that’ll jump to 40%, our social welfare will explode and we shall finally have the dream come true: a Communist society.

Knowing that history has nothing to do with reality, I mailed the following multiple choice test to be included in Communist Common Core curricula:


American History Grade 3:





1.  _____________ discovered fire.

(a) Bears
(b) Muslims
(c) Cavemen
(d) Space aliens


2. 0 is a concept created by:

(a) Bears
(b) Muslims
(c) Cavemen
(d) Space aliens


3. America was discovered by:

(a) Bears
(b) Muslims
(c) Cavemen
(d) Space aliens


4. The pyramids were created by:

(a) Bears
(b) Muslims
(c) Cavemen
(d) Space aliens


5. Burkas are terrific fashion apparel for:

(a) Bears
(b) Muslims
(c) Cavemen
(d) Space aliens




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