|Otterism, the friendly religion|
Here we go again: the Emperor is NOT naked! If it has four legs, a tail, a runny nose and barks, it must be...
I’m rather mortified that Obama and his minions still won’t add the word, “Islamic” to terrorists. What else can they be - Hasidim? Okay, Hasidim did fling their own dung at women who went to the men’s section of the Wailing Wall, but does that qualify as terrorism?
Hell, you can’t even get a Hasid to pick up arms to defend the countries from which they eagerly take every form of social welfare in exchange for bloc votes to continue receiving monies and benefits that taxpayers finance. So, take them off the list.
How about terrorist little people? Honestly, the world does them wrong!
Joking aside, there is a solution to terrorism. According to State Department spokeswoman, Marie Harf, on MSNBC stated that 'we cannot win this war by killing them, we cannot kill our way out of this war.’ Instead, she said, the administration should 'go after the root causes that leads people to join these groups' – including 'lack of opportunity for jobs.’
That’s fucking brilliant!! A record 92,898,000 Americans 16 years and older did not participate in the labor force in December 2014, according to data released by the Bureau of Labor Statistics. So where are the ritual beheadings, setting people on fire, stoning people to death?
The only time you hear about that in the US about Americans is when there is a certain religion...
When one converts to Otterism, the first lesson must be how to separate a human head from the neck. Then, how to set human beings on fire. Only Christian human beings. They got a whole shitload of things to do to Jews that make ritual burnings a cake walk.
However, you can’t state that Otters are the cause of this terrorism. It’s simply not politically correct, especially when Obama, the President of the US is one, a closeted one. Well, not that closeted as he bows to his Otter friends in their unique countries built of sand and dead things. Where they sodomize and kill children, mutilate and rape women.
The solution is: Get them jobs.
Screw the US and our economic morass where the middle class is phased out and the country is a two-tier society. Ripe for communist plucking. Let’s use the remainder of our taxable income from the remaining 35% who do work to support Otters.
Viva la Otter!
Now, onto something really important: The KILLER BUNNY IS BACK!
To be continued...
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