Now that I got your attention, please be aware that this post is an infomercial of Cheri Blossum’s literary venture:
Winner of the 2015 National Indie Excellence Award for Erotica
SECRETS & SEDUCTION
For those of you who don’t know - I’m the publisher, editor and muse of the most raucous 50 Shades parody known to humankind.
The concept is quite simple:
You want porn and bondage? I’ll give you porn and bondage. Mixed with comedy. All based on true stories unlike 50 Shades.
And there you have it.
Soft-cover copies of Secrets & Seduction sell out, mostly to men, the moment I inform them it’s a porn parody.
These are the reviews (no one wants to put it up online for some reason):
“I rarely finish a book, but this one, well...”
A very satisfied customer
“I’m a good Irish Catholic girl. The moment I read nipple clamps, I couldn’t read on.” Guess the violent gay sex scene on page 26 didn’t affect her much. “But now that I know it’s based on reality, I’ll have to re-read it.”
“This puts 50 Shades to shame. So well-written.”
A former 50 Shades enthusiast
“Do you date much?”
A very curious-yellow consumer
The best for last (on goodreads):
Roy Huff is an award-winning best-selling author. In this case, the 5-stars mean a lot!!
Don’t hesitate - purchase your copy now!