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Subversive Motherfucker



A Sad State of Affairs

Where does one apply for a job creating scandal and conflict to aid and abet this Administration? Are these unemployed sit-com writers? Because, honestly, it’s getting rather tired being constantly subjected to all this reverse discrimination:


White police killing unarmed black men
Confederate Flag Scandal
Paula Deen’s son in brown face
Caitlin Jenner (what do you call a person with a dick?)

I believe the creative team is getting tired as well because they keep hitting the same notes. After all, 2016 is around the corner. Whoever spearheads the next administration will get their own team to disseminate propaganda and fire this lot.

Still, I would love a last minute crack at this position to create tension, conflict, divisiveness - all to flare up racism, prejudices and hatreds and break down society as we used to know it. The sheep need constant crisis otherwise they may wake up from their Matrix-induced existence and actually question what the fuck is going on in this country!

To give you a sample of my creativity, these are a few topics to pepper things up:


Space aliens use Americans as sex slaves
Radioactive tuna fish packaged and sold to the poor and underprivileged
Wealthy homeless don’t share their wealth


Okay, so these topics won’t create riots, DOJ investigations and open the FEMA camps for re-education. But they will incite people to look over their shoulders or go entirely mad.

To quote Woody Allen’s character, Miss America, from Bananas:

I think Mr Mellish is a traitor to this country because his views are different from the views of the president and others of his kind. Differences of opinion should be tolerated, but not when they're too different. Then he becomes a subversive mother.





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