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Author Maura Stone Inducted in National Bathroom Readers' Hall of Fame
Award-winning novelist, Maura Stone, known for her comedy & ability to clear a room in 10 seconds, now has the dubious distinction as first Inductee in National Bathroom Readers' Hall of Fame.
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Award-winning comedy author,
was inducted in the
National Bathroom Readers’ Hall of Fame to commemorate National Bathroom
Reading Month. “We didn’t want to flush Five-Star FLEECING down
the drain with the other crap," stated the foundation’s director, Jeffrey
Spritz. “Instead, we stayed on the throne for days until we finished!”
Stone’s first novel, Five-Star FLEECING, won several awards,
notably the 2011 National Indie Excellence Award for Comedy along with critical
acclaim from the Midwest Book Review which gave a ringing endorsement. Ms.
Stone gushed,“I’m thrilled Five-Star’s so well regarded. Can they say the same
for my edating comedy?”
Since then, Ms.
Stone relaunched eDating the Old School
Way, a LOL ROFL parody of edating advice, a compilation of six
books. The first, Men, eDating and Mast*****ion, was
originally yanked off the bookshelves because Ms. Stone used the word,
“mast*****ion,” in its entirety. “I learned a lesson from that,” said
Ms. Stone, “I should’ve named it: _*!#%&^(^^#*)&.” Overnight, the book
became the darling of the internet and an underground hit. “Since its release,
the proportion of my online stalkers has grown exponentially,” said
Ms. Stone. “Sadly, very few people will get the literary allusions,” she addede,
“although they’ll tear a gut out laughing. Or mast*****ing.”
Over the years Ms. Stone wrote a significant amount of articles and awards to justify the nomination. In particular, Secrets & Seduction under her evil alter-ego's name, Cheri Blossum which won Best Erotica of 2015. "Talk about shock!" she said. "It has to be the filthiest, sickest comedy I ever wrote! Who knew it was that well written?"
Lastly, her new novel, Amour Anarchy, a Memoir, received critical acclaim from none other than the Midwest Book Review.
the ceremony held in the women’s street-level bathroom at the Waldorf-Astoria
Hotel in New York City, Ms. Stone was handed an aluminum statue of Rodin’s Thinker perched on a toilet, book on his
lap. “I’ll treasure it always,” she stated to the director, two bathroom
attendants and one tourist stuck in a stall.