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Maura Stone - Zombie Detector

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Guess what - the Zombie Apocalypse IS upon us, a PANDEMIC in the US!

The medical term is TDS - Trump Derangement Syndrome. An osmotic syphilis of the brain that renders its victims insane due to total denial of reality. It's always triggered by one word: TRUMP. Also triggered by any refusal to agree with what the victim has to say or write on social media.

At first, it attacked millennial white men. Then, it spread across the 167 genders (consisting of 165 sexual preferences and fetishes, yet surprisingly excluding bestiality) and ages. Now, even races. For some reason, Muslims are immune - probably because their religion is the foundation of hate where death is the ultimate outcome for every situation.

There are many stages of TDS before its final one where they run around screaming at the top of their lungs, cursing, calling people racists, bigots, homophobes, transgenderphobes, islamaphobes and arachniphobes. Resorting to random acts of violence, acting inappropriately, social suicide, and jeopardizing their menial jobs and relationships to prove they are right. Only to have the final word. In other words, they need to hear, "YOU WON YOU WON YOU WON!"

Sick.

For example, only today, a purportedly successful author wrote online that Merriam-Webster dictionary should not be the source of a definition. Because it didn't fit within her definition of socialism.

O M G

Note: the ONLY victims of TDS are American Communists, Democrats, Socialists, Liberals and SJWs which I thought to mean single Jewish whiners, but is social justice warriors, another synonym for crybaby living in momma's cellar masturbating to graphic manga.

The sad part is that so many of our so-called artists and cultural icons fell prey to this brain-devouring disease. Which accounts for the sharp reduction of quality in music, arts, movies, TV and literature. TDS robs the individual of creativity and real thought other than screaming at the top of their lungs, cursing, calling people racists, bigots, homophobes, transgenderphobes, islamaphobes and arachniphobes. Resorting to random acts of violence, acting inappropriately, social suicide, and jeopardizing jobs and relationships. It's just like Jim Carey and Joe Blow with a 2" dick sodomizing his kid sister's doll are one and the same.


To date, the only cure is a frontal lobotomy. GOFUNDME accounts are sprouting up to pay for research for a less invasive cure. 

But don't worry: Maura Stone is the Zombie Detector. They flock to her on social media, intent on virtually bashing her to the ground. She tortures them with kindness and pity before zapping their comments back at them with her Wonder Woman bracelets. They retreat, not after committing some sort of social faux pas that would castigate them in their careers. Note: I learned all my viciousness when I was a registered Democrat for 30 years. They taught me well.

Only YOU can help cure these zombies. Let's put up a GOFUNDME page & get these morons help fast!

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